blanketburritoofshame:

The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.

likeloveadore:

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THIS IS! 800 customized condoms to promote consent and safe sex!

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

thecontradictoryoxymoron:

maggins:

i’m going to regret this post

SOMEONE FINALLY MADE IT

Day 15: sunset. I’m a little late so it’s not really a sunset anymore :p #backyard #nofilter #photoadayapril

b-e-k-a-h:

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

My friend’s last name is Homayoni and her fiance’s last name is Lopez so they’re changing their last names to Hope.

So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

darling-you-ll-be-okayy:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

Reblogging so more people have this link

sanjista:

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

this is the name of my street

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

b-e-k-a-h:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

image

I knew Jared Padalecki was tall but damn

coolbloqqer:

to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh

t-hiddy-diddy:

WHY DOES NOBODY DO DIVERGENT AU’S. DO YOU KNOW HOW HECKING COOL THAT WOULD BE?!

IMAGINE DEAN IN DAUNTLESS, SAM IN ERUDITE, AND CASS IN AMITY.

IMAGINE SHERLOCK IN ERUDITE, MORIARTY IN ERUDITE, AND JOHN IN DAUNTLESS.

HOLY CRAP, JUST THINK OF THE THINGS CROWLEY WOULD DO IN CANDOR.

WHY. ARE.THERE.NO.DIVERGENT.AU’S.

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Updates

Watching: Melissa and Joey
Reading: 11/22/63 By Stephen King
Listening to: Truth Under Attack!
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