Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

emrysinthetardis:

I’ve really sucked at tumblr lately, but here’s something cool I saw when I was in Disneyland last week.

infinite-prepster:

guidedogintraining:

11 months of Stella.

2 months old to 13 months old. 

This is precious

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

swansongofuyulala:

winterinthetardis:

i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago

but the cybermen, on the other hand,

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look completely different

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i guess you could say they upgraded

Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better

Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change

tastefullyoffensive:

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure which is my favorite

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

stairwaytocastiel:

me during the last 9 seasons: i really love how dean protects sam at all costs, it’s my favourite brotherly thing about the show.

spn writers:

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